The Wall Street Journal recently featured a blog post by Chad Stafko entitled “OK, You’re a Runner. Get Over It”. I will post this blog at the bottom of this post, but I would also like to summarize the content of Stafko’s piece. Essentially, Stafko believes that runners are completely self-indulgent and have an innate need to let everyone know that they are runners. As a runner, I do agree to a certain extent. Runners do like to flaunt their athletic achievements. However, I would also argue that non-runners also spur a lot of this hype. Running is a sport that everyone can relate to; we have all run the mile in gym class at some point. To the average Joe, running a marathon is quite an accomplishment and honestly deserves some form of acknowledgement. To this extent, I think there is a general curiosity by non-runners which can be misconstrued for self promotion by many runners.
However, Stafko seems to think that runners are completely self indulgent athletes who are always seeking special treatment and a pat on the back. Stafko goes on to explain why runners are attention craving athletes through many ridiculous “examples”.
Stafko’s first example of how ridiculous the running culture has become is that there are a variety of running magazines that runners can read about. Uh, of course there are. There are dedicated magazines for any sport imaginable. How are you going to seriously bash the sport of running because there are dedicated running magazines? That just makes no sense.
Next, Stafko seems to think that it is appalling that runners can go shopping at, wait for it, running stores. Why not just go shopping at a large athletic store, Stafko asks. If Stafko had actually done his research, he would have realized that the service you receive in a big box sports store is wildly different than what you get in a running speciality store. These running specialty stores do make money, because there is a huge market for them. As Stafko mentioned earlier in his post, race registrations have show a huge boom in the last couple years. Stafko seems unable to understand that if race registrations boom, the demand for running apparel and shoes will go up, also. Pretty deep thinking there.
The next, and by far the utmost ridiculous statement that Stafko makes is that runners wear running apparel to be identified as runners and congratulated on their accomplishments. Stafko writes “Why would someone want to get up at 5 a.m. and run 10 miles adorned with fluorescent tape to avoid being struck by someone who has the good sense to use a car for a 10-mile journey?I have a theory. There is no more visible form of strenuous exercise than running. When runners are dashing down a street in the middle of town or through a subdivision, they know that every driver, every pedestrian, every leaf-raker and every person idly staring out a window can see them”. So let me get this right. Runners are getting out of bed at 5 A.M. when it is most likely to be dark outside, in hopes of getting noticed because of their bright clothing. They definitely would not be wearing bright clothing to avoid getting hit by cars. No, they are deliberately trying to receive attention from their peers. That makes a lot more sense. I normally go running at 5 AM when I want attention, too.
Stafko seems to have a personal grudge against runners that manifests itself in his blog post. It seems that I have a personal grudge against Stafko, which has manifested itself in this blog post. If you are going to bash runners, make some reasonable arguments, do not simply go spewing ridiculous examples of why runners are self promoting athletes. This post did a great job of attracting attention to the WSJ, however. Over 800 comments alone on this article show some serious engagement from some angry runners.
Copy of Stafko’s Article
OK, You're a Runner. Get Over It
Running a marathon is hard enough without also patting yourself on the back every step of the way.
By
CHAD STAFKO
Nov. 12, 2013 6:35 p.m. ET
There is one kind of bumper sticker I see almost daily here in my small Midwestern town: a small oval printed with "26.2" or "13.1." In case you're lucky enough not to know what these numbers represent, let me explain: They indicate that the driver or someone in the car has run a marathon (26.2 miles) or a half-marathon (13.1 miles).
There is only one reason running aficionados display the stickers. They want the rest of us to know about their long-distance feats. So let me be the first to offer my hearty congratulations. I'd even offer to give them a pat on the back—once they're done doing it themselves.
What's with this infatuation with running and the near-mandatory ritual of preening about it?
Almost every day I see people running: in the city, through subdivisions or out on country roads. They're everywhere and at all times, from dawn until dark, their reflective gear flickering along the road.
Getty Images
I thought I was imagining this spike in running's popularity, but that's not the case. According to the group Running USA, there were some 15.5 million people who finished running events in 2012, compared with approximately 13 million in 2010. These 15.5 million are hoofing it through marathons, half-marathons, 10Ks, 5Ks, fun runs, night runs, charity runs and what can only be labeled as insane ultramarathon runs of 50 miles or more.
When they're not out there sweating through the miles, they can relax with a running magazine. There is Runners World, with its 660,000 subscribers, but also Running Times, Trail Runner, Runner's Gazette and several others. Reading. About running.
Or these runners, when they're not running, can go shopping—at a running store. There's one such store less than 15 miles, or better said, just a bit over a half-marathon, from my house. It sells only running equipment and apparel. The store has been in business several years, so apparently it is making money.
This "equipment," of course, is nothing but shoes and clothes. You can buy these same shoes at a sporting-goods store or online, probably for much less.
But the clothes—well, that's a different story. Many of the shirts on the racks have running logos, motivational slogans and images of stick people running.
Like the 26.2 and 13.1 bumper stickers, this apparel serves a clear purpose: We can look at them and immediately know that the person wearing it is a runner—perhaps even an accomplished one.
I have several friends who are runners, or at least I did before writing this. Some have completed marathons in Nashville and Washington, D.C. One even ran the Boston Marathon.
A few days ago, one of these running friends said, after describing a recent run: "Why do I keep doing this?" I have no idea.
Why would someone want to get up at 5 a.m. and run 10 miles adorned with fluorescent tape to avoid being struck by someone who has the good sense to use a car for a 10-mile journey?
I have a theory. There is no more visible form of strenuous exercise than running. When runners are dashing down a street in the middle of town or through a subdivision, they know that every driver, every pedestrian, every leaf-raker and every person idly staring out a window can see them.
These days, people want more than ever to be seen. This is the age of taking a photo selfie and posting it on Facebook with the announcement that you're bored—in the hope that someone will "like" that information. People want attention and crave appreciation. If you're actually doing something like running—covering ground, staying healthy, almost even having fun—what better way to fulfill the look-at-me desire? The lone runner is a one-person parade. Yay.
OK, I know, this isn't the case for all runners. Many of my friends who regularly run have done so for years, decades before there was a thing called social media to put humanity's self-absorption in overdrive. These folks also tend to be infatuated with fitness anyway. If they're not out on the streets showing the sedentary world how it's done, they're at the gym or in a spinning class.
But what about the others? You can spot them, wandering through the mall or killing time at Starbucks, proudly wearing their "[Fill in the blank] 5K Run" T-shirts. They're getting what they want, without losing a drop of sweat.
I saw a great new bumper sticker the other day. It read 0.0. I'll take one of those, please.
Mr. Stafko is a writer living in Freeburg, Ill.